Released: Jan 01st, 2003
Running Time: 110
Director: Richard Mailer
Distribution Companies: Video Team
Cast: Franco Roccoforte, Anastasia (I), Sandra (I) (Romanian), Nicky Reed, Julian St. Jox, Sharon (I), Jessica May, Sylvia Lanc?me, Maria (I)
Critical Rating: AAA
For the viewer whose interest in blondes surpasses his interest in volcanic couplings.
Franco the Magnificent is on a one-man tour to shag all the blondes in Eastern Europe, but Julia's manager thinks his client should get the gig - so he steals Roccofort's itinerary, giving St. Jox an unethical leg up on the erotic excursion. Yes, friends, i's a porno version of Around the World in 80 Days... minus the exotic locales, quirky cast, lavish production values, or even Vern's big balloon. (Unless yo're counting the condoms.)
Furthermore, the plot is't merely dumb... i's racist. As explicitly stated by St. Jo's"manager" all black men look the same to Czech women, so the'll think the're bedding Roccoforte anyway. (The fact that St. Jo's competitor has ripped abs, a huge dick and a French accent apparently makes no difference.)
Taken out of context, the sex is decent but highly repetitious. Roccofort's forte, if you will, is an energetic approach wherein his partners straddle his beef stick in a standing position. Conversely, St. Jox appears more comfortable as the bottom half of a cowgirl ride. The women are all good looking, but most of them phone in their orgasms like underpaid sexual telemarketers.