Released: Jul 01st, 2003
Running Time: 75
Director: Jerome Tanner
Company: Legend Video
Cast: Joel Lawrence, Taylor Rain, Brittney Skye, Lee Stone, Ben English, Evan Stone, Judy Starr, Malorie Marx, Avy Scott
Critical Rating: AAAA
Fans who just want to see young starlets fuck and suck will eat this up.
Another sizzler with hilarious hillbilly interludes from director Jerome Tanner, who delivers some of the hottest young starlets in some steamy scenes.
The scenes are all shot with similar angles and positions and may be a little vanilla for fans looking for tons of anal, gaping holes, smackarounds and the like, but customers looking for some hot young chicks getting the shit fucked out of them will find that it scarcely gets better than this.
Cover girl Brittney Skye is the show's headliner, showing up frequently as the backwoods bartender, though the blonde bombshell isn't served until the finale.
Judy Star opens the show with Joel Lawrence that finds them a-fuckin' and a-suckin' in a bar while the patrons watch in disbelief. What, they never saw a hot chick get fucked in a bar before? Judy takes on Lawrence's big schlong ravenously and ravishingly. As a thank you, Lawrence pummels her pussy on top of the jukebox before she rides him in a delightful reverse-cowgirl. He then fucks her ass on the floor before shooting his wad on her shaved slit and ass, eliciting an ovation from the folks at the bar.
Funny Boners 2 should be on Taylor Rain's highlight reel, because Taylor steals the show. She is first seen and heard fucking her pussy with a long dildo while sitting in a convertible, dress pulled up around her waist and her knees by her ears. After Evan Stone stumbles into the scene, she lures him with a bag of candy and then gives him a taste of her sweet snatch. He licks her well-trimmed pussy, then fingers her hole while she slips a few of her own into her ass. Stone then fucks her mish on the side of a large bathtub, with Taylor's body curled up toward him and heels in the air as she massages her clit. Throw in some awesome reverse-cowgirl, some doggie and a nice cumshot on her mini muff and we have the makings of a truly steamy little scene.
Barkeep Brittney Skye finally gets hers in the end from Ben English who comes in to rob the bar and gets some action for the road. Hey, she's a bartender, she's used to taking orders. Brittney opens the cash register and then her legs, riding him cowgirl on top of the bar while playing with her ass and making all the guttural groans that made her famous. Their standing mesh while Brittney's on a stool with her back against the bar is one of the tape's best moments and the final segment.