The Negro in Mrs. Jones 5

Released: Jul 01st, 2003
Running Time: 83
Director: Johnny Harris
Company: Robert Hill Releasing
Cast: Rebecca Bardoux, Gynara Fox, Amber Woods, Misty Mendee, Tony Everready, Others
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Genre: All-Sex

SYNOPSIS

Stock with the series and near interracial and erotic comedy titles.

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REVIEWS

Critical Rating: AAA 1/2

Not as out and out funny as previous episodes in this series, there are still a few good chuckles along with the interracial fornication. The box is a hoot even if the contents of the tape don't measure up to its optimistic billing as "perhaps the greatest video ever made." Thank goodness for words like "perhaps."

Amber Woods is a barely tolerated and clearly neglected wife rushing to pee at a gas station bathroom while her hubby fills the tank. Her private time is unexpectedly interrupted by Mr. Bigg, who is determined to show her a good time that her husband might not appreciate but he's certain she will. There's an impressive toilet seat 69 and she patiently allows a pool of cum to settle on her tongue before swallowing it without complaint. Misty Mendee rushes into Tony Everready's arms and bed, not missing a beat once her unamused husband sits at the foot of the bed and watches their adultery. After Everready proclaims her pussy good, said husband informs the dark lover that it's his from now on, cuz she's a piece of shit.

Gynara Fox looks underfed but exotic in a pleasantly melodramatic scene of an Arabian Nights-inspired medieval sex camp. The final scene features shapely Rebecca Bardoux, whose corpulent husband adores her but is simply too busy working to try to keep her pussy happy with his diminutive dick. Bigg's goofy and uncredited female co-host doesn't add much to the erotic heat by jumping in and out, cracking poorly-rehearsed jokes and basically raving about the merits of "negroidal love." Someone needs to pop a cock in that pretty piehole or tell her to memorize her lines.