Released: Oct 01st, 2003
Running Time: 87
Director: Jim Powers
Company: Multimedia Pictures
Cast: Haley (I), Dave Hardman, Ava (I), Julie (I), Johnny Thrust (I), Mr. Pete, Misty (II)
Critical Rating: AAAA
Although this "find 'em...fuck 'em...drop 'em off" concept is custom designed to flip the emotional triggers of many feminists - it's astonishingly fun! In a nutshell, Johnny Thrust as his horny pals drive around in a barely-customized cargo van allegedly looking for "real" girls to find, fuck and drop off.
First the boys discover Haley waiting at a bus stop and find that she's gamely willing to take her chances with them. Naturally, after a few minutes of flattery, the super genuine cutie relaxes enough to fuck and suck all three of them until they drop her off downtown. Then it's time to mislead poor Julie, who's just arrived on the train from Georgia and mistaken the Bang Van for a shuttle bus. She's sad because her dog has been injured, so the logical thing for the triumvirate of temptation to do is comfort the pretty blonde with their cocks. Abandoning her in the middle of nowhere and driving away convinces her that their sympathy was insincere.
Next up is huge-boobed Ava, whom viewers are assured is a prostitute, although why she's willing to take on three strangers who don't wear condoms for free is never explained. Up the ass, in her mouth, choking, multiple d.p.s - she does it all, egging her companions along every step of the way. The femme finale comes in the guise of pretty Mexican Misty, who is whisked away from her task of selling strawberries for her parents' fruit stand. She's so happy to be relieved of her retail duties that it's not long before she's cheerfully submitting to a d.p. and facial. After much jolly conversation and laughter, the rat bastards pull over to the side of a semi-rural road and tell her to get out and walk. Ah, romance like this in porn is what keeps viewers coming back for more.