Strictly for amateur fans and fans of James.
With a country-fried twang, 18-year-old Shelly explains to the camera that she wanted to do something wild the week before she's married. Luckily, she's neighbors with industry-vet-turned-gal-pal Jessie James, and James' porno past is no secret in her neighborhood in this passable offering.
Though the story Shelly and James give to the camera operator borders on porno cliché and may be best told on The Jerry Springer Show, Shelly's just innocent enough for believability. When she's asked how she "got here" (as in wanting to munch on a rug), Shelly, without missing a beat, says she parked her truck at the K-Mart, then shows off her big-city dreams by singing before kissing James.
Getting to the down and dirty, however, takes a while. Over 15 minutes pass before Shelly takes her top off, with the usual pre-game interrogation (Where's the weirdest place you've had sex? What're your measurements?), before James does some light spanking and tongue-to-tongue tango.
The scene moves to a bedroom, with more talking. But after the yadda-yadda-yadda, most of it covering the same ground as the first batch, James goes down on Shelly and the amateur rubs herself a little. Shelly tastes James' snatch for a while and gets fucked by a vibe and a strap-on (again by James) and then takes a finger up the ass. Shelly graduates to toys going up the keister, which isn't bad considering it's her first time at bat for butt sex, and opens up the possibility for a more a memorable wedding present than Tupperware, then fucks James up the ass with a vibe. Shelly shows potential, but overall her performance is fair and reserved, more than one would expect from an amateur.
Though the pro-am genre lends to a longer get-to-know-you than the usual in-out, wall-to-waller, there's way too much of it at times. The two hours spent on one girl seems excessive, considering her performance is average.
The transfer for the title is well authored. The extras, however, are scant, with the only bonus being a still gallery.