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The Blacker the Meat the Sweeter the Honies

Released: Oct 01st, 2003
Running Time: 100
Director: Stoney Curtis
Company: Celestial Productions
Cast: Taren, Malaysia, Angel Eyes, Sledge Hammer, Others, Candice Jackson
Critical Rating: AAA
Genre: All-Sex

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SYNOPSIS

If they\'re sweet on black meat, they\'ll rent this one.

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Critical Rating: AAA

If you can get past the crackly audio, the lame theme song and the fact that it's about 20 minutes shorter than the two hours it claims to be on the box cover, BTMTSTH delivers some quality afro bangin' for that rental buck.

To its credit, three out of the vid's four scenes waste zero time getting into the action, providing a brief intro of each girl, then jumping straight to them slurping on black sausage. Even in the one that takes a little longer (the first), the how-do-you-do's are ever so brief, with lovely Malaysia and Angel Eyes flanking Sledge Hammer for just a moment before attacking his flank steak with their tongues. The two take alternating rides on his dick, with Angel giving Malaysia's ass a few good whacks during her reverse c.g. session, and the scene finishes with Hammer declaring, "You never look more beautiful than right now." (That is, with their faces covered in his jizz.)

Cute mulatto Taren keeps her red heels on while getting crammed full of cock by some guy in a baseball cap, at one point raising her ass in the air for some deep jackhammerin'. And Lil' Asss lets it be known that she spells her name with three S's (which the folks at Celestial nevertheless failed to do, spelling it with the standard two) before getting her cunt pounded by a dude who, after barely getting his dick close enough to her face to shoot his load on it, remarks, "Now we know why they call you Lil' Asss." "Why's that?" she responds. Fade out. Guess we'll never know.

Candice Jackson finishes out the vid with Sledge Hammer, receiving a kiss on the forehead from the beefy cocksman after getting a batch of his sperm on her mouth. How sweet.


 

Related Content:

Celestial Productions
Taren
Malaysia
Angel Eyes
Sledge Hammer
Others
Candice Jackson
Stoney Curtis

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