What I Really Wanna Do Is Direct is a so-so Euro sex-fest with some hot chicks but routine set-up and by-the-numbers sex.

Steve Holmes is a director who invites a sexy female journalist to watch his production in action. As she wanders around the studio taking notes, various couples frolic and fuck to the sound of techno-lite music. Of course, being Europe, the girls loves it up as the ass, so plenty of anal is featured.

Being the man in charge, Holmes gets to sample the cast, d.p.ing and licking the privates of every cutie in sight before finally having his way with said reporter.

Even a late night rock 'n' roll club serves as a grounds for an orgy for these tawdry thespians, as three delicious broads press flesh right in front of the drum kit on stage. Covered in confetti, they lick each other's labias until all three are moaning in delight.

The ladies here are all stunners, especially Jennifer Dark and Vanessa, and all feature natural breasts, a rarity these days in most American releases.