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Released: Nov 01st, 2003
Running Time: 114
Director: Andre Madness
Company: Kick Ass Pictures
Cast: Brian Surewood, Mickey G., Rhiannon Bray, Crystal Ray, Steve Hatcher, Talon (I), Brett Rockman, Barrett Blade, Ariana Jollee, Brooke Balentyne
Critical Rating: AAA
Stock with other internal pop titles.
For Kick Ass Pictures, the arguable leaders in producing entertaining vignette-type series, this is one that doesn't kick quite as much ass as usual. Though reliable helmsman Andre Madness is on board, and there are the usual in-step-with-pop-culture references, this is considerably more out there action-wise than a lot of their stuff, and the juxtaposition of the two aesthetics - light frivolity, girls getting triple-stuffed - feels a little antithetical.
On the other hand, it does have on-the-rise super hotties Crystal Ray and, in the most amusing scene, Ariana Jollee. Told that she's auditioning for a new video by rapper "75 Cent" (is that in-step enough for you?), Jollee shows how far she's willing to go for a shot at having her ass show up for two seconds on MTV by allowing Brian Surewood, Steve Hatcher and Brett Rockman to pummel that ass ... and that pussy, and that mouth until they've pumped all three full of jizz. Rockman seems like an appropriate choice for the scene, bearing as he does a passable resemblance to 50 Cent cohort Eminem. But seeing Surewood and Hatcher, easily two of the whitest men alive, attempt to act black is a real kick. Too bad the rest of the video isn't.