Good sound quality? Naw. People are talking, but it sounds like they are drowning in a swimming pool. Good picture quality? Nope. This vid is so distorted you can't tell what is going on in the close ups. Our first chick pulls down her top, and she has so much metal in her nipples she would never make it through airport security. And then we have a wood problem. This blowjob is more like sucking on a soft worm. She can't even keep it in her mouth. When we finally do see a hard dick, we are being faked out because it is a different guy. He has a rag over his face so we are supposed to think it is the same guy. How can we tell it's not? Well guy number one has a concave stomach and guy number two, Mr. Stunt Cock, has a potbelly.

Miss Pretty in Pink stuffs a soda can in there, all the way in there, and then pushes it back out, kind of like watching the birth of a baby soda can. Remove can, insert guy. Never mind. We have a soft dick again! After a long boring few minutes of dick sucking with many cuts in the scene, we finally get wood and start fucking. Oops, back to flaccid in under 60 seconds. Ugh.

Hi Ace. We know her name because it is written in 6-six-inch letters on her leg. She also has a huge telephone tatt on her butt cheek with the cord wrapping all around her body. The guy's mouth is covered, but he wears the same cross around his neck and has the same tribal tattoo on his arm as the guy who couldn't get it up in the first and second scene. Oh my God, he still can't get it up in the third scene!

Finally the last scene in the movie, and we've got wood! A no handed blowjob is nice and then some superior pussy eating, and spanking and nipple squeezing, and finger sucking. Finally, a scene worth watching!

Except for the last scene, this movie was wretched. Major wood problems in three out of four scenes make this movie limp along. 100% Nasty is 90 percent crap. Here's a Pre-nom for the Adult Nudes Award! FYI Volume 2 is now available.