Released: Nov 01st, 2003
Running Time: 80
Director: Craven Moorehead
Company: North Pole Enterprises
Cast: Ramone (I), Kelly Jensen, Rio (I), Angelina (I), Alura Bond, Kayla (I), Fiona Bones, Aliza (I), Drew Hurley, Ryan Star, Jennifer Luv, Jayme Fuckingham, Ashley Long, Others
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Those monster facial box cover shots should make this a mover.
This Old School all-blowjob tape makes good on its box cover promise of delivering monster facials - in some of its scenes, that is.
The most copious loads are blown onto the kissers of Rio, Kayla, extremely cute, blue-eyed, blonde-haired box cover girl Ryan Star, and Drew Hurley in the closer, who gives the guy permission to shoot "all over my face, but not in my eye," so of course, he just nails her right peeper. Great moment.
The rest of the facials in this 13-scene production are all in the decent-to-good range, which is a pretty accurate description of the physical attributes of the vid's female talent.
On the downside, scene after scene of male POV cock-sucking get a little monotonous about halfway through - no wonder this is a dying sub-genre - director Craven Moorehead's porn-dude raps (such as when he says to Jayme Fuckingham, who is obviously British, "Hey you have a cute accent. Where you from? Mexico?") get a little annoying even sooner than that, and adult legend Peter North, whose name is on this thing, shows up in maybe one scene at most (the guy's faces are never seen).