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Released: Dec 01st, 2003
Running Time: 101
Director: Jim Holliday
Company: VCA Picures
Cast: Nevaeh Ashton, Amber Rain (I), Kylie Wilde, Steve Hatcher, Nautica Thorn, Honey (I), Monica Mayhem, Lana Moore, Kurt Lockwood, Temptation, Shayla LaVeavaux, Serena South, Taylor Rain
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Stock for customers who like a lot of naked girls.
This Jim Holliday, witch-oriented porn video is so humorless, the big joke is that one of the witches is called the "sand witch." Get it? Haw, haw, haw. Anyway, Witch Coven College's plot has to do with college or witches or something, and the dialogue is so senseless it approaches the surrealism of Becket - if Becket had been a retard. But who cares, right? All wankers (except porn reviewers) fast-forward through that shit anyway to get to the sex. And the sex here is pretty good; more for the quantity - 11 girls! Wow! - than the quality, which tends toward a by-the-numbers approach. The cast is hit-or-miss, with some smoking ladies (Monica Mayhem, Taylor Rain) mixed with some broads who tend toward the hard-edged and less-than-traditionally attractive.
Why the relatively high rating? There's a scene in the middle of the movie with all 11 cast members running around naked pretending to ride brooms that is impressive for no other reason than the sheer number of chicks coerced into doing something so remarkably odd. It's unimaginably shot, poorly edited and terribly paced, but hey, 11 girls running around the wilderness naked with brooms is something you don't see everyday, and it's worth half-an-A.