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Released: Dec 01st, 2003
Running Time: 85
Director: Clive McLean
Company: Hustler Video
Cast: Malory, Mark Ashley, Pixie, Jamie (I), Peggy Sue, Mason (I), Dani Woodward, Benjamin, Steven St. Croix, Cytherea
Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2
Clear off a shelf, Cytherea\'s come to town.
Ladies and gentlemen, put down your vibrators and your jack off jelly, and give us your undivided attention for just a moment, please. We would like to inform you that the new mega-sensation of adult has arrived, and her name is Cytherea.
Yeah, it looks tough to pronounce, but we're pretty sure it sounds like "suspiria" (which ought to be a cinch for the Dario Argento cultists out there). And whether you can get your mouth around it or not, you are going to want to look for anything bearing that name, starting right here, with Clive McLean's big 4-0 entry in the ever-popular Barely Legal series.
This girl is simply un-fucking-real. With the entrancing porcelain looks of Natalie Portman, the spunkiness of Jenna Haze and the sexual voracity of Tera Patrick (a.k.a. the fuck queen formerly known as Tera Patrick, a.k.a. the last mega-sensation of adult), Cytherea is like the masturbatory vision you never thought you'd see transplanted from your head onto your television screen. But here's the real kicker: she squirts. Profusely.
The girl seriously must have the most ultra-sensitive vagina in the history of time, because not only does she squirt like nothing you've ever seen before, but also each time she does, she quivers and trembles and gasps and twitches as if the holy spirit had just passed through her body. And when we say "each time she does" - you've got it - that means she performs the feat multiple times. Three, as a matter of fact, in this instance.
The first time she does it here, it's before she even gets a dick in her. Mark Ashley is the blessed man she's paired with, and just with some tonguing and hand action from him, she lets forth a powerful stream of orgasm juice that shoots clear across the fucking room. Check out the expression on Ashley's face when she does it - he's as dumbfounded as you will be. And we guarantee, you will have no choice but to hit the rewind button and watch it again. A few times.
To quickly address the rest of the tape, another very hot up-and-cumnmer, Dani Woodward, gets her own panties pretty wet waiting for dream guy Benjamin to show up so she can give him the fucking she's been creaming over. And the twat-slurping closer with Pixie and Peggy Sue is a repeat viewer, as well.
So hear us now: stock this puppy as deep as you can, and get the pre-nom wagon rolling for: Best Continuing Video Series, Best Vignette Series, Best Vignette Tape, McLean for Best Director - Video, Cytherea and Ashley for Best Sex Scene Coupling - Video, and of course, the girl of the hour, Cytherea, for Best New Starlet.