Released: Dec 01st, 2003
Running Time: 88
Director: Dave Cummings
Company: Dave Cummings Productions
Cast: Vandalia, Isis (I), Jenny Lynn, Summer Haze, Drew Hurlie, Mimi De Ville, Tayla Rox, Shakespeare, Dave Cummings, Kimmy West, Aimee Tyler
Critical Rating: A 1/2
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How does a girl become a Knee Pad Nympho? Well let's see ... right here on the box, it says, "Sexual positions so outrageous the girls need knee pads!" Oooh, and down here at the bottom there's more: "10 Wild Scenes including pussy & anal cream pies, fucking & more!" Cool, let's pop this puppy in!
Alright ... bring on the wild, outrageous fucking! Any minute now. It's a-comin', we can feel it! Any ... minute ... Hey, what gives? Where's all the crazy knee pad sex? Oh ... there isn't any! How about the anal cream pies? Nope, none of those either. Yeah, the girls get on their knees quite a bit to suck Cummings' dick (and actually there are a few vaginal cream pies) - but if that requires pads, these girls must have some pretty damn delicate knees.
To make matters even more disappointing, the best scene here turns out to be the briefest. It's with naturally pretty Aimee Tyler, it's a b.j. only, and it's over in just a few short minutes. Talk about outrageous.
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