Released: Feb 26th, 2008
Running Time: 112 Min
Director: Vanessa Blue
Company: Adam & Eve Pictures
Cast: Alana Evans, Alexis Silver, L.T., Chris Cannon, Alec Knight, Trina Michaels, Derrick Pierce, Claudio Meloni, Misty Love, Mickey Butders, Guy DaSilva
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
It doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes to figure out who committed a series of baffling art heists – and any cops that bungle an arrest like this one deserve to see the perp escape.
Alana Evans is a dickless private dick who can’t figure out who’s stealing valuable paintings, rendering them effectively worthless, and then leaving tiny figurines behind. She turns to voluptuous friend Alexis Silver for comfort.
Silver flutters around her friend, urging her to unwind and allow her mind and body to focus on something other than work; her, for instance. Instead, two FBI agents drop by for coffee and more shop is talked.
Meanwhile, people with paintings presumably about to be – or freshly – stolen have sex while someone surreptitiously videotapes them. Ultimately, the criminal is caught, sex is had, and the criminal is lost.
Retailing: Lightweight interracial whodunit for those who like a little class with their sex.