Released: Feb 26th, 2008
Running Time: 174 Min.
Companies: Adam & Eve Pictures, XXXwebDVD
Cast: Paige (I), Envy (I), Celestia, Jenner, Janet (I), Others, Sarah (I), Alex (I)
Critical Rating: AAA
Deep within this egregiously talky, highly overlong gonzo/pickup/MILF-themed vid lies some decent whacking material. Like semi-precious stones buried under a mountain of landfill, whether or not it's worth the effort to go digging 'em out depends on how hardy/horny your customers are.
Then there's a whole 'nother issue; that being the MILF factor itself. Apparently somebody keeps lowering the bar when we're not looking, because Alex and Sarah hardly belong here. Make no mistake — they certainly belong in porn. But older women? Anyway, the fact that they still have unenhanced bods is a big plus. One day some cockslingers will come along and bone them like real men. These young dudes look like they'd rather be skipping freshman classes at a community college to play hackysack.
Retailing: MILF and pickup filler for highly patient viewers.