Released: Jan 01st, 2004
Running Time: 90
Director: Pearl Stone
Company: Erotic Angel
Cast: Wendy Devine, Jay Ashley, Kris Slater, Red Heaven, Dino Bravo, Brooke (I), Joelean
Critical Rating: AAA
Cute, natural girls, decent coverage, but too much skipping class calls for a do-over.
Even if graded on a curve, Skipping Class is much like your typical student carrying a "C" average: unexceptional, unmotivated and ultimately destined for mediocrity (or public service, whichever comes first).
If anything, these girl-next-door types have a slight advantage when it comes to that great equalizer of humanity, i.e. gymnastics. Their firm, natural bodies are certainly fit for the task - but sadly, only Joelean manages to work up a sweat in her reverse cowgirl romp with instructor Lee Stone. Jay Ashley dawdles around Brooke's lunchbox long enough to ring her bell, only proving their sexual education is fairly limited.
Emphasizing unusual angles, the audio/visual department captures the obligatory action with more energy than the "students" (should've) applied to their cram sessions. If history has taught us anything, it's not to repeat the past. ...