Released: Jan 01st, 2004
Running Time: 141
Company: Shane's World Studios
Distribution Companies: New Sensations
Cast: Texxx, Daisy (I), Clark Kent, Flower (I), Kurt Lockwood, Taylor Lynn, Angelina (I), Brett Rockman, Calli Cox, Fallon Sommers, Frank (I), Talia (I), Mr. Pete, Others
Critical Rating: AAA
This is blockbuster stuff; just make sure it's stocked prominently and abundantly.
This follow-up to the Editor's Choice-ranked College Invasion gets a bonus point for its jaw-dropping final scene, in which Texxx - after pissing off Calli Cox something fierce by leaving her stranded alone on a beach as darkness sets - gets hauled off in a Mexican police cruiser for urinating in public. And roll credits.
All in all, though, CI 2 is one very spotty affair. It gets off to a raucous good start with Cox overseeing a contest wherein three very thrilled fellows stand before the seated Flower holding measuring cups, and watch her fuck herself with a dildo until she squirts girl-cum, which they scramble to collect in the cups. The guy who catches the most cum is then led by Flower into a private room where she jacks him off. (But not before she downs her own squirt juice to the cheers of the gathered onlookers, of course). A pre-nomable contender for Most Outrageous Sex Scene.
Soon thereafter, Calli and crew head to Cancun, where she and Talia pick up guys and service them for the camera - by hand, mostly, but occasionally by mouth. This gets very old very fast, and dominates much too much of the tape. And that's without factoring in Calli Cox's personality, which is a bit ... shall we say, hard on the nerves (and comes frighteningly close to that of Saturday Night Live's Drunk Girl).
Things get interesting again when Mr. Pete and Clark Kent square off in a Dismissed-like competition for the 18-year-old pussy of video virgin Angelina (who while shaking Pete's hand says what sounds like, "I'm Nicole" - whoops). This girl is extremely hot, and the scene she finally does with the winner (we won't spoil it, though why not, we aren't entirely sure) is one hell of a stroker. But it takes so long to get to, you almost don't care about seeing it anymore. Almost.
Note to Shane's World: less handjobs and irritating hosts, more pussy squirting games and Nic ... we mean Angelina, please.