Released: Jan 01st, 2004
Running Time: 89
Director: Skye Blue
Company: Jill Kelly Productions
Cast: Cindy Crawford, Ashton Moore, Alexis Amore, Charmaine, Tyler Faith, Crystal Ray, Anthony Hardwood, Alaura Eden, Jenna Haze
Critical Rating: AAA
Couples and Crawford fans.
We're not sure whether the title of this vid is derived from the fact that a character gets punched inside said club at one point, or from the urge one might get to both punch and club something (or someone) after suffering the godawful "storyline" it attempts.
Alex Sanders plays Murphy, a cop who comes to L.A. at the invitation of old pal Jerry, owner of The Punch Club. After sending Murphy home with girlfriend Kat (Cindy Crawford), Jerry gets snuffed out by a couple of Russian dudes who want his club. When informed of this news, Murphy vows to get to the bottom of it. Which he does by having Kat get it on with Jenna Haze, Ashton Moore and Alexis Amore in front of a guy he thinks was in on the murder. The dude spills his guts, and then the supposedly heartbroken Kat fucks Murphy on the bar. The end.
That synopsis actually makes it sound more cogent than it is, but in the end, who gives a fuck, honestly? And speaking of fuck, there are two highly enjoyable fuck scenes here: that bar-top closer with Sanders and Crawford, and the scene at the opposite end of the vid, with Sanders and Crystal Ray (who it's nice to see doing more couples-friendly, non-gape-tacular fare; but poor girl, Sanders apparently forgets she so much as exists the second he touches down in L.A.).
Cindy Crawford is well on her way to becoming a major star ... and as such, she deserves better headlining vehicles than this. (But maybe we're just saying that because in a behind the scenes clip on the DVD, she says her ultimate fantasy is to have sex on a pedestal at the AVN Awards. Cindy, be our guest.)