Released: Jan 01st, 2004
Running Time: 85
Director: "Big Omar" Williams
Company: VCA Xplicit
Cast: Richard (I), Stephanie Grant, Simone Claire, Matt (I), Craig (I), Betty Swollocks, Omar (I)
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Viewers into Cockney chicks should clamor for this title.
Betty Swollocks is an affable bird who gives her all in this satisfying smut extravaganza. Word association - Betty : cock :: Garfield : lasagna. The idea here is that an offscreen female companion is joining Betty on her various rendezvous, yenta-ing it up all the while.
During her Carnaby Street shopping spree, Betty hosts a hot g/g (the only scene lacking cock) in one of the changing stalls. Betty has no problem sharing the changing room or the myriad playtoys she takes great delight in shoving up this girl's who-ha. Betty spanks. Betty licks. Betty employs a large double-sided dildo for twice the fun. The girls are warned to keep their bangers and mash on the down low in the department store; they could get arrested if they're not careful.
After an exhausting day of shopping and fucking, Betty calls a cab to go home. It turns out she doesn't have enough quid for the cab fare. Not to worry, love. Other arrangements will have to be made. Natch. "You can pay me in cunt." The cab driver knows a place where he can collect his fare without any prying eyes. She makes her poon payment bent over the backseat, in her backseat. This cabbie drives his point across as Betty screams for more of his love bone.