E! bios Jenna Jameson and Ginger Lynn. This bios Jade Marx. The difference, of course, is that Jameson and Lynn are bona-fide superstars who deserve such treatment, but the virtually unknown Marx?

Director Frank Bongiorno seems to think she's a star, or at least a star in the making, but after watching her virtually sleepwalk through seven weak sex scenes that throw off nary a spark, may we suggest he reconsider?

Jade Marx: An Intimate Life Exposed has handsome production values, but that's really the only good thing we can say about it. Marx is pretty with small natural titties, but is an underwhelming sexual performer. In pre-scene interviews, she hypes the upcoming action, but it turns out to be just so much hollow talk: the title's four g/g's, two b/g's and one solo couldn't get a rise out of a cadaver.

Bottom line? Marx's intimate life isn't worth exposing. At least not here.