Released: Feb 01st, 2004
Running Time: 103
Director: Frank Thring
Company: H2 Video
Distribution Companies: LFP, Inc.
Cast: Frank Gun, Veronica Caruso, MYA (I), Renato (I), Atis, Sweet Leopard, Pussy Cat, Cynthia Fox, Ricardo Bell, Kevin King, Monica (I), Andras
Critical Rating: AAA
Pretty on the surface but hardly a strong fetish release; bolstered by an attractive cover.
Even when Frank Thring is on directorial autopilot (as he is here) retailers can expect enough Europussy and pleasing videography to move this niche item right along. Number 5,617 in the unofficial "girls sitting around gossiping about their sexual exploits" genre, LA3 manages to deliver the requisite goods in a manner best described as efficient.
Chock-a-block with gratuitous tease (i.e. a bikini-donning session which precedes the raunchy roundtable discussion) Thring's fetishistic camera dwells on stems, gams and little piggies - especially when the money shots start flying. Sounds good on paper, but the actual product is somewhat disingenuous.
By tossing together a passel of unrelated subgenres such as food sex and leather domination, Thring's scattershot approach trades aesthetic vision for mass appeal. Had the action been more passionate, we'd be more generous with the rating. ... but only the opener with "teacher" Frank Gun and a petite blonde "student" really generates acceptable heat. Despite his alleged leg fascination, Gun quickly targets her kittenish little butthole without a map; exploring her crack-a-toah with his fingers, tongue and throbbing cock.