Released: Feb 01st, 2004
Running Time: 92
Director: Andre Madness
Company: Kick Ass Pictures
Cast: Eva (I), Rod Fontana, Olivia Saint, Vic Sinister, Talon (I), Steve Hatcher, Jay Ashley
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Eva dominates the cover, so don\'t forget to alert your ethnic aficionados as well as the usual suspects.
As a highly successful specialty line, Kick Ass Pictures keeps (deservedly) reaping the bounty of marketing wizardry; the Load series being no exception to the rule. We sometimes like to think of it as the ne plus ultimata of conceptual filler material. Leaky plumbing is what it's all about - which might explain why Ashley, Hatcher and Fontana appear to be channeling Larry, Moe and Curly in a lamely-executed satire of TV's American Idol.
More spunk and less spoof, if you please. If Madness exploited his cast during the interstitials as well as he does when they're naked, perhaps Load 5 might've played less like an SNL episode from hell peppered with intermittent bouts of viscous sodomy.
Nevertheless, the vid (barely) contains enough heinous humping and triple-holed jizz leakage to harden the dicks of your most jaded customers. The company promise to couple all-natural girls with zero condom tolerance is still very much in effect, not to mention very effective. Hispanic Eva scores points as the freshest pi�ata in the hood, but when it comes to rip-roarin' action it's Vic Sinister's rectum which receives a real cock-punching (from Ashley). Clean up on aisle three!