Ride 'Em and Wreck 'Em

Released: Feb 01st, 2004
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Director: Tyce Bune
Company: Dusk \'Til Dawn Productions
Cast: Serena South, Cherry Lane (I), Cyntheria, Violet Blue, Tyce Bune, Anina, Zoe Belmont
Critical Rating: AAA
Genre: All-Sex

SYNOPSIS

Gear strictly toward the 20-something crew.

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REVIEWS

Critical Rating: AAA

A heaping helping of backside boning and creampie filling wrapped around jarring images and a nerve-jangling music track that unfortunately limits the audience appeal for this otherwise decent Bune entry.

Interspersed between the six sex scenes are lengthy episodes of men racing their Suzukis down open freeway and the deserted streets of industrial parks.

The helmeted thrill seekers, apparently unaware that stepping outside one's front door everyday is a dangerous enough ritual, spill their bikes on the pavement to the accompaniment of pleasure-shredding thrasher metal. For anyone over the age of 25 - and anyone who doesn't think that The Fast and the Furious is the zenith in modern filmmaking - this is an interminable exercise in self-indulgence that has nothing to do with XXX fare. A shame because Bune, as usual, shoots some awesome sex scenes, always with some of the freshest meat available, but getting to them in this vid is not an erotic journey.

There are only two decent creampies in the entire vid, which Bune acknowledges in a pre-credit disclaimer with a sort of "yeah, but at least the creampies in my videos are real" attitude.
Not even the appearance of hottie Cyntheria - who gets her fucking doggie-style over a motorcycle, of course - can save this one from sinking - and that's saying something.