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Teen Meat 2

Released: Mar 01st, 2004
Running Time: 104
Director: Timothy Tyler Thomas
Company: Evolution Erotica
Cast: Dick Nasty, Kris Slayer, Lani Kaluha, Sergio (I), Missy Monroe, Keiko, Hollie Stevens, Jacqueline Felyne, Lily Thai, Ben Bratt, Fallon Sommers
Critical Rating: AAA
Genre: All-Sex

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SYNOPSIS

Teen scenes with varied results.

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Critical Rating: AAA

A solid tape for fans of the barely legal theme or, in this case, setups that insinuate too-young teens without actually saying they are less than legal. But, let's face it, how many fully developed girls (and very finely developed at that!) would tell their full-muffed friend that of course they don't have pubic hair yet? Like, duh! Right.

Nonetheless, it is that very scene, an all-girl sleepover (complete with scary story time, a pillow fight and a revealing game of Truth or Dare) that turns into a sexy finale. Jacqueline FeLyne (also known as Betty Sue) is a scrumptious little thing and looks like a dream when she teams up with Lily Thai to explore blonde Missy Monroe's big tits and (comparatively) hairy, tent-lipped snatch. No toys, no guys, just three chicks checking each other out. Nice.

The title's other steamy moments come in equally basic setups: Fallon Sommers and Kris Slayer in a game of after-school delight, and a Hollie Stevens/Sergio go in the back of a limo on their way to prom. Really basic stuff (do we really need more?), but the girls are fine enough looking and fucking to carry the scenes.

Cooler scenes are the Dick Nasty/Keiko scene where he meets her on the internet. She's sexy enough, and kinky enough (not to mention the tape's only anal), but the age differential is just downright disturbing. While Keiko looks the barely legal role, Nasty looks more and more like Jack Nicklaus every day. It's just weird.

Also the Ben Bratt/Olivia O'Lovely/Lani Kahula proved to be a sleeper. In this scene, Olivia has been a bad girl and sentenced by the court to mentor a needy teen. Needless to say, Olivia teaches Lani things she just wouldn't learn anywhere else.


 

Related Content:

Evolution Erotica
Dick Nasty
Kris Slayer
Lani Kaluha
Sergio (I)
Missy Monroe
Keiko
Hollie Stevens
Jacqueline Felyne
Lily Thai
Ben Bratt
Fallon Sommers
Timothy Tyler Thomas

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