Released: Mar 01st, 2004
Running Time: 139
Director: John Strong
Company: Diabolic Video Productions
Cast: John Strong, Arnold (I), Jasmine Lynn, Trent Tesoro, Chris Mountain, Mark Wood, Steve Holmes (I), Tony T., Jayna Oso, Ariana Jollee, Benjamin Pratt, Manuel Ferrara, Brian Surewood, Trixie Kelly, Rene Pornero, Sophia (I), Darby Castellon, Dick Nasty, Mr. Pete
Critical Rating: AAAA
First-rate raincoater's fare. One or more copies in new releases, gonzo, oral, hardedge and/or Diabolic sections.
Shit, the swordsmen in this oral-heavy airtight POV cum fest are some kind of mutant super studs. In each of its six scenes, they blow man muck straight into female mouth, then, like XXX-rated energizer bunnies, keep right on fucking and shoot second rounds of DNA right, well, down the hatch. Forty-one pops in all. Impressive.
The females, by comparison, are little more than human cum dumpsters there to offer up their holes - all their holes - for stuffing, then drowning. It doesn't really matter that physically (with a couple exceptions), this isn't the most impressive collection of porn chicks ever assembled. Basically, any `ol hole will do. This is Diabolic at its piggish, chauvinistic best. Lots of man ass gets eaten.
Each of Hatch's six scenes have multiple guys ganging up on one girl and feature rough house sucking, fucking, rectal-rootering, d.p.s, triple penetrations (with a few double anals and double vags thrown in; check out the fearless Jayna Oso's scene) and torrents of ball butter swallowed in glorious close-up. When the last load is shot and the final tally taken, Ariana Jollee takes home the jizz junkie gold, eating eight pops in all.
One technical note and it's not a good one. The DVD bonus footage, entitled raw, is so heavily pixilated that it's virtually impossible to watch. At least on our review copy. But exactly how much more raw could that footage be than what proceeded it? Pre-nom it for Best Oral-Themed feature and series.