Released: Mar 01st, 2004
Running Time: 85
Director: Skeeter Kerkove
Cast: Ben English, Taylor Lynn, Trent Tesoro, Bad Bob, Chris Mountain, Lauren Phoenix, Mark Wood, Victoria (I), Bridgette Kerkove, Sophia (I), Jay Ashley
Critical Rating: AAAA
One or more copies in your new releases, anal and hard-edge sections.
Pussies are optional in director Skeeter Kerkove's latest fetishy deep gape romance. Shit, in half the scenes, the guys bypass the cunts entirely to directly impale the very hot female cast's assholes. But so what, really. All five scenes are squirtable no matter what orifice is getting nailed.
Rapidly ascending porn starlet Lauren Phoenix is in just about every hard-edge release these days and for good reason. She's gorgeous, classy but mind-blowingly slutty and gives great scene. Take the closer here, for instance, where, looking like the very embodiment of lust in black shiny fetish wear and nastily puffing away on a cig, she engages in some pre-nom-worthy tease, then turns in a typically furious performance getting pummeled in the shitter by Trent Tesoro. It's only March, we realize, but let's pre-nom Phoenix for female performer of the year.
Fudge-packing turns, meanwhile, by the rest of the female cast - beautiful Bridgette, Taylor, Sophia and Victoria - show them also to be "born to be vile," in the words of the clever sub-title.