Released: Apr 01st, 2004
Running Time: 100
Director: Francesco Fanelli
Company: H2 Video
Cast: Gabriel Montoya, Jessica May, Alexia (I), Frankie (I), Montaggio, Sogetto, Lucy Lee, Francesco Fanelli, Vasnessa Smoke, Donna Rosa, Dora Venter, Mattew Swaitz (SP), Miro da Nola, Francesco Malcom, Franco Trentalance, Regia Francesco Fanelli, Jennifer Dark
Critical Rating: AAA
Filler for your Euro section.
How many mob-movie clichés can you cram into one porno movie? The answer provided by Hustler's Sex Bullets: About a million trillion bajillion. We could forgive the seen-it-before bad guys and requisite low budget gunplay if the sex scenes were consistently hot. Sadly, while the girls are smokin', the scenes they star in are hit or miss. On the "miss" side: The opening anal scene with blonde hottie Dora Venter is marred by the audio, a combination of mournful mandolins(!) and dubbed-in voiceover actors, giving the feeling of a '70s Swedish Erotica loop gone bad. More funny than sexy.
Later scenes set a better standard, including a smoking hot, anal, stairwell romp, but the audio continues to be a problem. Porn consumers would rather hear real sex sounds (even if they are in another language) than people faking it in a studio 5,000 miles away.