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Released: Apr 01st, 2004
Running Time: 113
Director: Britney Foster
Distribution Companies: Metro Distributors
Cast: Rio Mariah, Aria, Lucy Lee, Kitty (I), Vicky Vette, Courtney Devine, Jasmine Lynn, Haley (I), Jayna Oso, Kelly Erikson, Teoni, Sophia (I), Mason Storm, Jennifer Luv
Critical Rating: AA 1/2
Okay, we get the "splash" part - all of these scenes take place in or beside a pool - but what the hell is "sorority" doing in the title? Nothing involving a sorority is ever seen, mentioned or implied. A trivial criticism, it may seem, given the scads of porno titles that employ the term, but it's the "sure, sounds good" mentality behind the choosing of such a title that we suspect is also responsible for Sorority Splash being such a dud.
There's a brief glimmer of hope with the Rio Mariah/Courtney Devine scene that this all-girler will salvage itself somehow, but that quickly devolves into the same toy-ramming, anal-happy drudgery of the rest of the production, and so we call: "Belly-flop."