Released: Apr 01st, 2004
Running Time: 90
Director: Jim Holliday
Company: VCA Pictures
Cast: Tanya Danielle, Kurt Lockwood, Nautica Thorn, Taylor Rain, Katie Morgan, Violet Blue, Kylie Wilde, Cassie Young, Jessica Darlin, Lana Moore, Amber Rain (I), Serena South, Felix Vicious, Honey (I), Avy Scott
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Those who revere Holliday\'s product will probably find this one to their liking as well.
The opening credits of Jim Holliday's latest multi-girl epic describe what's to follow as "A Jim Holliday ABSOLUTELY ABSURDIST 'Say would you pick up a loaf of bread and a quart of milk from the market' ADVENTURE FANTASY feature" - in other words, Holliday (and perhaps heavy-handedly pseudonymed co-scripter "Al Laggorrey") is so tired of everyone complaining that his reference-laden scripts (usually paeans to '50s R&R) make no sense that he's decided to create a reference-laden script (this time, we're guessing, referencing Tolkien's Lord of the Rings) that really makes no sense.
One Website defines "Theater of the Absurd" as a 1940s-'60s movement that "expressed existentialist philosophy through theatrical style ... with nonsensical dialogue and plot, which convey the inability of people to communicate with each other and the irrationality of existence." Absurdist playwrights cited are Samuel Beckett, Eugene Ionesco and Jean Genet - all of whom would be rolling in their graves if they knew their names were being associated with this mess.
That having been said, some of the sex presented here is worth watching, beginning with a decent Katie Morgan/Kurt Lockwood coupling on the porch of a faux log cabin, featuring horsie, reverse cowgirl and mish in a butterfly chair before the facial. The decent sexual material continues with Violet Blue and Alex Sanders essaying two anal positions on a blanket in the woods, then Lockwood and Jessica Darlin topping them with reverse cowgirl and three anal positions by the shore of a lake.
Less interesting are the following succession of multi-girl "gangbangs" (for want of a better term) where the gals attempt to pleasure each other with tongues, fingers and occasionally dildos, all of which fail to dwell on any one piece of the action long enough for viewers to feel satisfied with any of it. (We suspect the participants were confused by it all as well.) In their midst, however, is another decent coupling between Steve Hatcher and newcomer Honey, featuring mish and two anal positions accomplished against the background of a screaming peacock or two.