Released: Apr 01st, 2004
Running Time: 77
Director: Juan Nippleton
Cast: Dana Vespoli, Mia Mason, Rick Masters, Aimee Tyler, Andrew Rivera, Johnny Thrust (I), Sergio (I), Michelle Lay
Critical Rating: AA 1/2
Small tit fans should appreciate this offering.
This offering has a most unusual set-up for a porn flick. The girls are all A-cup hobos, making their way in the world the best way they can, fucking every guy that comes down the pike.
Dana Vespoli is offered a can of beans from an altruistic guy who then says they have to jump the train barreling out of the tunnel - literally. This is not Freudian innuendo. The excitement of hobo train jumping is too much for our vixen as she promptly strips out of her shirt, complaining about how hot it is in that boxcar. The smudges of dirt on her face are all too theatrical. For a hobo, she wears some spanking clean panties. The guy starts chewing her muff while she moans appreciatively. Unfortunately, for much of the scene, she just lies on the floor like a sack of potatoes. All the sex positions are there on the screen, but they just sit there, boring the viewer.
Sitting in a shopping cart, holding a cardboard sign reading, "Will fuck for food," a gentleman caller takes Mia up on her offer. He produces a box of donuts as his pussy payment. When said payment is rendered, the randy lad tries fucking her through the narrow grating of her shopping cart. Of course, he doesn't fit. In a move bereft of logic, he finds a crowbar on the ground and proceeds to pry open the grating of the cart, squeezing his dick between the metal to get to her coochie. They pick up the pace only to have the lukewarm sex disrupted by flashes from the still camera. All exuberance is given the heave ho as his money shot is reduced to a mere knuckle dribble.
Set on faux gritty street sets - think high school production of West Side Story - the sequences barely take flight, as we are witness to some yawn-inducing sex scenes.