Released: Apr 01st, 2004
Running Time: 90
Director: Shawn Ricks
Company: Lord Perious
Cast: Veronika (I), Furio, Joel Lawrence, Lana Coxx, Rod Fontana, Honey (I), Talon (I), Sabrina Snow, Selena Silver
Critical Rating: AAAA
A well-informed porn fan\'s paradise, so stock a lot where those in the know will go.
The boundless number of porn clichés fuels this entry to new heights of sexual arousal, not to mention hilarity. And to be sure, this is all intended hilarity. The concept of satirizing over-used porn framing devices, coupled with the sopping wet, sloppy sex, work together in perfect harmony.
Honey provides this vid's most intense moments during the funniest segment. Tony Montana, in a pitch perfect non-sex performance as a frazzled old-school director, almost upstages the sweat-inducing action. Whether engulfing Furio's cock while maintaining eye contact or enthusiastically catching a load in the face, Honey's a performer to keep it up for. To cap it off, she does up an effectively arousing "masturbation moment" brought to us by "Spice," an inside joke but a good one.
Joel Lawrence, in a pitch perfect comic performance, and Aussie hussy Selena Silver do wrap-around segment duty. After having caught Joel with his pants down in his hotel room, maid Selena joins him in viewing the non-stop barrage of cable-smut. Essentially, the vid culminates in the clichéd way we've all cum to love.
Everything from the post tennis love-match-up to the pizza delivery girl is set-up with a conventional eye for loopy satire and a porn fan's eye for stroking. Technically adept, well-edited and most importantly, well fucked, sucked and directed, making this a Pre-nom for Best Non-Sex Performance- Video (Tony Montana).
Best line: "Expense account erotica!"