Released: May 01st, 2004
Running Time: 64
Director: Jackie Treehorn
Company: Love Bomb Productions
Cast: Faith Adams, Simone (I), Lena (I), Charlie (I), Gen Padova, Others
Critical Rating: AA
With your girl/girl vids or in your alternative/softcore vicinity.
"The following scenes actually happened one fine California Day. We shit you not!" the opening inter-title card denotes. The notion of unstaged sex scenes has often been the moniker of many a pro-am/gonzo production. But this one, set at one of those coveted porn parties in the Hollywood Hills, might have been a contender.
The guys stand around, clutching their plastic cups of beer, while Faith Adams and Charlie plunge face into one another's nether regions.
The ensuing gag reflex contest - tested on a dildo - is certainly amusing, but it is very much a staged element of the gathering. And the separation of dudes from the "sacred" porn chicks is distracting, as are the cuts, from at least four different cameras. Shit-talking Lena wins the contest, announced by the MC, a hoarse Joey Diaz in Carnival Barker mode. Fishbone pops up during an overlong musical interlude.
This vid can't make up its mind whether is about girls getting naughty in a natural setting or slap-dash scenes of hardcore action. Some of it's fun, but even on as a curio, you won't exactly wish you were there, being left out like the rest of the guys as porn's usual suspects have all the fun. This sort of stuff can be observed on Spring Break. And why is there a writer credited for this?