What kink? All that's going down here is older babe knob riding that's about as dull as the blade of a steak knife in a vegan kitchen.

The opener, a very spirited thrust and parry featuring a boisterous, energetic blonde in crotchless, cinnamon pantyhose seems promising enough, but, when the scene ends, we cut directly into the next scene. Directly. Right to some guy going down on Kat Kleevage. And the rest of the vid is like that. Scene ends, cut straight to the next scene, no seduction, nothing. To further annoy, director Spallone decided to lay down an intrusive music score over all the scenes.