Released: May 01st, 2004
Running Time: 100
Director: Max Hardcore
Company: Max World Entertainment
Distribution Companies: Exquisite Multimedia
Cast: Penelope, Angelica (I), Anita (I), Max Hardcore, Summer Luv
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Habitual Max fans are the obvious target audience.
Before getting down to brass tacticals, let's give Max and company a pre-nom o' the Stetson for their snappy editing skills. Like an MTV interstitial with flapping nuts and waving beef curtains, the viewer is breathlessly whipped through a tour of Berlin and Brazil.
A language-challenged pickup at the foot of the Brandenburg Gates finds Max in the company of an 18-year-old Pole named Angelica, who soon has Max's middle-aged pole tightly lodged up her butt. Once his shaft is coated with the flavor of youthful ass, she pauses to refresh herself with a deep-throated taste. Then it's back into her buttilicious breach, dear friends.
Flying down to Rio, Max combs the beaches until Summer Luv and Anita meat with his high standards. Vigorous mouth-fucking, cornholing and a spunk-shared kiss provide all the necessary ingredients for a satisfying tossed salad ... except for close-ups, which are, apparently, a la carte.
Back at Max's LA crib, Floridian expatriate Penelope gives Max the green light for a four-fingered twat trot. Subsequently, the heat is slightly hampered by multiple picture-within-picture views (plus that ever-present .com bug, dammit!), but he finally blows an impressive load across her new bridgework.