Released: Jun 01st, 2004
Running Time: 90
Director: Stuart Canterbury
Company: Hustler Video
Cast: Kate Kaptive, Sean Michaels, Mya Mason, Keiko, Trevor (I), Capri (I), Dwayne Cummings, Julian St. Jox, Kyle Stone (straight), Alison Whyte
Critical Rating: AAA
High-profile porn parody; display prominently.
Hustler shows it still has a sense of humor with this hardcore parody of one superstar's now infamous trip to Eagle, Colo. Bryan (Dwayne Cummings) plays basketball for the L.A. Shakers, who are owned by Dr. Gary Gus (Kyle Stone).
Hustler's version of what happened entails Bryan calling the front desk for a massage and ending up with the bonus plan. Keiko plays the front desk worker, who is basically a whore. In fact, when she takes his call for the massage, it's right after she has eaten Alison Whyte's pussy on the floor of the hotel lobby. The massage leads to Bryan shoving his schlong up her asshole, and her welcoming every thrust. Even though Gus lectures Bryan about being a good boy before all this happens, he is busy carousing with hookers during the trip.
Some of the scenarios will make viewers smile at the attempt, but nothing here is laugh-out-loud funny, and the sex is mostly tepid.