Released: Jun 01st, 2004
Running Time: 108
Director: Frank Thring
Company: H2 Video
Distribution Companies: LFP, Inc.
Cast: Frank Gun, Sylvi, Kidman, Kid Man, Jenny Sanders, Black Diamond, Dana (I), Ginger Jones, Renato (I), Lauro Giotto, Kelly (I), Bambi (I), Barbara Hang
Critical Rating: AAA
A must-have for the leg section, if you have one.
There some nice legs here, and some of the girls they're attached to are pretty hot, too. The action, where there is action, is as dull as watching these girls' nails dry, which is something else you get to see here.
Despite the sexy enough ladies, most of the time things are just unsexy. The concepts are all there, but watching a girl stick her toe in the crotch of her cute friend would be a lot more intriguing if she didn't look so completely bored in the process. Well, except for the sexy looks she shoots at the camera here and there. Not very convincing.
Same can be said for most of the action. The girls spend too much time posing for the camera rather than concentrating on the action. Are the overemphasized poses an attempt to break down the language barrier, or is it just a European thing? Either way, it's very '80s.
Music must come cheap if it's just old outtakes from ABC Afterschool Specials. Only the adult business, or possibly a Saturday Night Live skit, could get away with such a soundtrack. No one else would dare.
In LA5's defense, this is a fetish tape, so expectations are lowered thanks to limited competition. And for the leg connoisseur, there are certainly moments of joy. Great legs, great girls, but without much passion. Still, leg lovers will find their moments. There is also some bondage and even anal in the mix.