Released: Jun 01st, 2004
Running Time: 139 Min.
Director: Jules Jordan
Company: Evil Angel
Cast: Jules Jordan, Sabrine Maui, Tee Real, Toni Ribas, Luci Thai, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Nautica Thorn, Sable Simms, Cris Taliana, Lexington Steele, Charmane Star, Rose (I), Brian Pumper, Falco Zito
Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2
Multiple copies for all retailers, but especially those with a thriving Asian inventory.
Simply put, this is the one to beat next January for Best
Ethnic-Themed Title - Asian. At least to this reviewer's eyes
(and other body parts).
Crammed from first frame to last with quite possibly the best-looking collection of Asian babes ever assembled for an adult title ("hardcore supermodels" indeed, as the box hype states), Jules Jordan's Invasian! also boasts a boatload of very hot tease and damn-near consistently strokable sex wrapped in Jordan/Evil Angel's typical handsome, high-end production values, which give the title a rich, luxuriously decadent feel that only serves to enhance the heat.
Jordan, who has said that he's always trying to go against the porno pack, doesn't overly energize his scenes to over-the-top proportions, as is the custom in the harder/louder/faster school of gonzo that's the vogue right now. Hell, his tease segments are virtually silent movies. And while this reviewer would have liked to see a bit more in-your-face energy in the somewhat leisurely scenes, the overall package - particularly the babes (all lusciously garbed in lingerie, fake furs and giant whore heels) coupled with that clean, crisp look - is unquestionably impressive Editor's Choice material.
Invasian! opens on Sabrina Maui's super-fine face, proceeds to a solo tango with a black dil, then culminates in a memorable coupling with big Lex Steele, who takes her ass over and over again before splattering her comely kisser. Pre-nom it for Best Sex Scene Coupling. Scene two's Charmane Star/Jordan pairing is much the same, sans the sodomy. That's followed by some pre-nom worthy tease from mouthwatering fetish kitten Rose (complete with feline mask and riding crop), who eventually settles into a d.p., double vag and double cream rinse care of Brian Pumper and Toni Ribas.
Breathtaking Luci Thai, she of the waist-length brunette locks, black lingerie, opera gloves and stilettos, gets the d.p. treatment from Pumper and Tee Real in scene four. The Sable Simms/Jordan suck/fuck/squirt that follows is perhaps the most rote action in the title. Invasian! closes out meanwhile with Cris Taliana and Nautica Thorn engaging in a little g/g before jointly sucking off Jordan's, uh, joint.
The bonus disc contains two additional oral scenes: Thai taking two massive facials from Arnold Schwarzenpecker and a second dude named Phil, and Star doing the same care of Jordan.
Pre-nom Invasian! for the abovementioned Best Ethnic-Themed Title - Asian. Anyone else hoping to compete in that category be forewarned: you've got your work cut out for you.