Released: Jul 01st, 2004
Running Time: 72
Director: Brandon Iron
Company: Brandon Iron Productions
Distribution Companies: Platinum X Pictures
Cast: Dick Nasty, Others, Dillan Lauren, Mandingo, Tyler Wood, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Manuel Ferrara, Otto Bauer, Alicia Rhodes, Jake Malone, Michael Stefano, Sophia (I), Mickey G.
Critical Rating: AAAA
Hard-edge, hard-edge, hard-edge. Did we say hard-edge?
Hmmm, let's see. The opening shot is of a 12-pack of donuts, and the director is Brandon Iron. Think there's gonna be some serious face glazing here? Is the Pope Catholic?
The utterly depraved Baker's Dozen consists of three heated one-on-one suck/fuck/anals followed by small armies of horn toads just burying the babes' (Alicia Rhodes, Sophia, Dillan Lauren) kissers, bukkake-like, in torrential downpours of thick, glistening goo.
The nastiest of the lot is the opener simply because the sight of someone as breathtakingly gorgeous as Rhodes committing such depraved acts is so wicked. Pre-nom it for Best Grouper. It, like Sophia and Lauren's scenes, is unapologetic, uh, in-your-face filth.