Released: Jul 01st, 2004
Running Time: 140
Director: Diamond Dog
Company: Mile High Media
Cast: Dillon (I), Amina (I), Patricia (I), Lollypop, Leana Bacci, Eryc, Brett Rockman, Judy Starr, Shelby Belle
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Consider creating a new section for cute young Canadian assfuckers.
Bubble Cum contains enough young trim to satisfy any jailbait-obsessed viewer (or anal-obsessed aficionado for that matter) with a hefty Jones for new horizons to conquer, but it would serve the public better with a different kind of variety. All of the scenes are shot in the corner of an echoey set, which becomes repetitious by the third go-round and positively annoying by the vid's end.
Then there is the matter of literalness - i.e. the male performers actually spooging directly onto the wad bubble of gum which the girls are patiently blowing by each scene's finale. Who this might appeal to or why falls more into the province of psychological assistance than reviewing, but may we at least suggest that there might be alternative ways of projecting youthful innocence without involving the confection industry?
Be that as it may, your clientele are in store for a treat with this Canadian collection of backdoor beauties who enjoy ass fucking the way George Bush enjoys carpet bombing foreign nations. The producers were correct in putting Shelby Belle on the cover – but truth be told, Leana Bacci and Judy Star are the real contenders. Once the vid unspools, it will quickly become evident why Brett Rockman and Dillon spend so much time up their tight little Canuck butts.