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Anal Life

Released: Jul 01st, 2004
Running Time: 100
Director: Jimmy D.
Company: Anarchy Films
Cast: Brian Henderson, Katin, Talon (I), Tony Sexton, Miss Arroyo, John West, Ashely Long, Rene Pornero, Holly Day, Matt Bixel
Critical Rating: AAA
Genre: Feature

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SYNOPSIS

Lacking charm, wit or even general goofiness, this vid might appeal to fans of Long and Katin.

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Critical Rating: AAA

Based on the dumb-as-dirt reality show with a similar name, Anal Life reveals nothing more than a bunch of cute, bored city girls sitting around waiting for the inevitable farmhand to drop his overalls and roll 'em over for a few cornholing sessions.

Uninterested or unable to work up a decent satiric edge, the vid simply chugs along at the pace of growing wheat. Ashley Long and Tony Sexton deliver the first scene - which not only fails to burn down the barn, it literally sets the template for subsequent encounters. While Long's ass is a marvel to behold, the tepid little penetration it encounters fall far short of the high bar being raised by other furiously-wrought anal productions vying for retailer dollars. Had the action been shot in a more aggressive manner perhaps some spark would've fired, but the videography remains as passive as the performances. Perhaps it's time to get down on the farm and put a little more cunt back into country.


 

Related Content:

Anarchy Films
Brian Henderson
Katin
Talon (I)
Tony Sexton
Miss Arroyo
John West
Ashely Long
Rene Pornero
Holly Day
Matt Bixel
Jimmy D.

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