Released: Aug 01st, 2004
Running Time: 156
Company: Shane's World Studios
Distribution Companies: New Sensations
Cast: Kid Vicious, Brittney Skye, Dusty, Teagan Presley, Tommy X, Peter (I), Fallon Summers, Jerry (II), Jerry (I), Nadia Styles, Katie Gold, Chainsaw, Others
Critical Rating: AAA
Gentlemen, it\'s board-waxin\' time.
At such a sprawling length (over two and a half hours, to save you the math), it's no wonder that for the DVD version of this new Shane's World offshoot, they had to put all the bonus features on a second disc. But more, as they say, does not equal better (a misconception far too many porn producers seem to be deluded by these days), and one would be inclined to think this thing could have been tightened up a bit.
If it were up to us, we'd jettison the glut of free hand jobs to ordinary guys. Sure, they're entertaining occasionally (especially in the case of a dude here who keeps referring to himself as "The Tunes-inator" or "The Tooncinator" and is very unclear on the concept that he's not getting anything beyond a hand job). But as exciting as we're sure it is for the guys getting them, that excitement isn't something the viewer can really partake in vicariously. To the contrary, it leaves one decidedly unsatisfied, because what you really want to see (as The Tooncinator himself so unwittingly articulates) is the girls fucking.
That said, there are some pretty great scenes here, particularly the parting bonk between Teagan and her fella at the beginning and a threeway between Brittney Skye, delicious brunette Nadia Styles and a German guy named Jerry.