Released: Aug 01st, 2004
Running Time: 93
Director: Ron Black
Company: Extreme Associates
Cast: Jackie Moore, Jay Ashley, Ted Hunter, Sasha (I), Ben Brat, Julie Night, Keiko, Alberto Rey, Victoria (I), Valentino (I), Alias, Katrina Kraven
Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2
Multiple copies. This is the release presumably starved Extreme fans have been waiting for.
O.K., now Rob Black is back.
After a couple of good, not great, releases since returning from the year-long hiatus he took in large part due to his pending federal obscenity trial, Black has gotten up to his old fearless speed and hit the Editor's Choice sweepstakes with Creampie Milkshakes 1.
A demonically energized, incredibly nasty, hard-edged barnburner in the classic Extreme tradition, featuring a bone-stiffening cast of super-whores such as Jackie Moore, Julie Night and Katrina Kraven, its five threeways and fourways are filled with wildly wankable face-fucking, pussy-plowing and ass-assaulting. There's also gobs of d.p.s, double vags, double "A's," four, eight, 12, even 16 fingers jammed up cunts and crappers, triple penetrations, girl on boy ass-eating, Big Gape, near choke-outs and one or two other hard-edge staples that escape us at the moment. The title's sexual collisions are like the porn equivalents of cage matches, something former wrestling league owner Black knows a thing or two about.
Of course, as the title indicates, the cherry on the top of each stroke-fest is a cream pie milkshake unlike any (or at least rarely) seen before. A sleek, silver speculum is inserted into the girls' crappers, the guys blow their loads into it, add some milk and whipped cream, have the broads felch the concoctions out into tall sundae glasses, then - see if you can guess - hoist it down. Umm umm good.
Pre-nom the Moore/Jay Ashley/second faceless dude opener for Best Threeway and the production itself for Best All-Sex Title. Take that Ashcroft.