Mark Kismet loves the sound of his own voice and making small talk with his performers. He's a likeable, middle-aged journeyman's director. His presence on this disc (especially during the extras) self-indulgently dwarfs any of the feminine presence. His interview with Quasarman (his camera operator) is hilarious just the same.

Kismet simply needs to tighten his approach. His Q&A with the voluptuous starlets is occasionally intriguing and adds to the eroticism. But the strongest scene, featuring the gorgeous Shawnie, lacks an interesting interview. Only Roxanne Hall's veteran insight and back door penetration gels well. Kismet's anthropological leanings win out, and it doesn't help the erotic value in the end.

The production is strong, overall. There are several loads to be let loose during the course of this vid. But where is the titty-fucking? And why so many facials? Just an observation, but the breasts are lost somewhere between the endless jabbering, foreplay and popshots.

Sara Joy's breasts weigh seven pounds each for those who are curious. And if you ever wanted to know how many people the average porn chick has slept with, this vid is for you.