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The Adventures of Cum on Christine

Released: Aug 01st, 2004
Running Time: 90
Company: Rude Brittania
Cast: Others, Christine (I) (Hungarian)
Critical Rating: AAA
Genre: Specialty

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SYNOPSIS

Those who love older women will enjoy this.

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Critical Rating: AAA

Christine is a stately British swinger in her 50s or 60s, and all she wants for Christmas is a gangbang in a hotel room. Fortunately, her husband has arranged it all for her - and invited a cameraman to document the experience. When Christine takes off her coat, you can tell that, although she's a bit saggy now, she was a brick house back in the day. She's also got a lovely set of pierced nipples, so you know she's a party girl.

At least five studs show up and take of their clothes for the main event. They're all typical-looking blokes, and Christine doesn't waste any time getting things started: She gets on all fours on the bed and tucks her head into one guy's crotch, delivering a rather enthusiastic blowjob. She keeps the oral coming for anyone within reach; soon it's a sandwich. And so it goes for half the tape as she takes facial after facial, laughing and writhing. For some reason, there's a costume change in the middle, but it doesn't seem to slow the action down. Christine is clearly the Energizer Bunny of granny porn. Things culminate with a bit of double penetration and several more facials.

There's a few more scenes to round out the tape - a blowjob in a moving car becomes a public face fucking session in the very British rain before Christine is spread out on the backseat for a bit of an awkward fuck. Then it's out to the woods again for an interracial blowjob against a tree. The two spread out a tarp before they are joined by a third (white) guy. By now, we know that Christine loves being the filling in a sandwich, and the boys get off on it, too, giving her a double facial finale as a parting gift. Some of the stills on the back cover don't match up with the action inside - this reviewer guesses we won't have too long to wait for volume two.


 

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Christine (I) (Hungarian)

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