Released: Aug 01st, 2004
Running Time: 112
Director: Jim Powers
Companies: Powersville, Inc., JM Productions
Distribution Companies: JM Productions
Cast: Jamie Brooks, Monica Sweetheart, Shay Sweet, Others, Dirty Harry, Gia Paloma, Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer, Dave Hardman, Jonathan Morgan
Critical Rating: AAAA
Highlight this in your JM section.
This great all-sexer has an amazing vibe to it. The title is meant to refer to the girls themselves as the "things," and the objectification is a great deal of fun for those who like their sex broken down this way.
The ending scene captures the philosophy best with Gia Paloma hogtied, blindfolded and gagged on a long table. The guys hoot, holler and laugh at Paloma as Dave Hardman in a gimp mask is brought out and fucks her as the frat guys spray beer, are blown away by the huge glass toy she takes in her ass and yell. A Most Outrageous nom here and a Best Videography nom too.