Released: Aug 01st, 2004
Running Time: 120
Director: Bobby Rinaldi
Company: Power House Limited
Distribution Companies: Wildlife
Cast: Ben English, Lauren Phoenix, Roxy Jezel, Hailey Paige, Vicky Velte, Taylor Lynn, Nick Manning, Mark Wood, Sledge Hammer, Lee Stone, Brett Rockman, Chanelle Chavez
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
It's not love, American style - but the often-stimulating rump humping keeps it together.
If half the marriages in the United States began like this, the divorce rate would take a nosedive. These virginal brides all profess a love for butt sex. If their husbands fail to deliver on that fateful day there's always an alternative: The photographer, the bartender, the best man, etc. With a promising theme that will appeal to many a married man, HCB loses creative steam quicker than nuptials night for Britney Spears. By the time the third bride descends the same staircase to the same music to make the same declarations, viewers may want a trial separation. Fortunately, some of the action makes up for the lack of matrimonial originality.
Covergirl Lauren Phoenix finds herself in the receiving line for hot tailpipe attention from Brett Rockman, who plows her from behind as her white dress spills all over the place. Proving that he can have cock and eat it, too, she slurps on his swizzle stick until thoroughly frosted. Lee Stone, Hailey Paige and Chanelle Chavez also make for an arousing threesome - especially when Stone (standing) lifts one girl in the air to eat her pussy while the other drains his love muscle. Always the bridesmaid, Chavez is first to catch the anal bouquet as he pounds her single ass to ecstasy. Paige turns in a buttilicious performance on the second go-round, and the two women share a close spunky kiss at the finale.