Listen up girls. Maybe you're not aware of it, but according to newbie Isabel Ice in Down the Hatch 12, "The more cum you swallow, the bigger your boobs grow."

Interesting theory and, going by the size of Ice's considerable chest, maybe she's on to something. Even if she's not, she certainly puts her tonsils where her mouth is as she and five other parched porn whores wet their whistles via 33 loads both before and after some strong sucking, fucking, sodomizing, d.p.s. and even a couple of double vags and double "A's" (care of former Penthouse Pet Venus and Gisselle Collins).

The lesson here, obviously, is that rather than going under the knife to get a bigger pair of lungs, starlets should plan on appearing in future volumes of this excellent jizz-swilling series.