Released: Sep 01st, 2004
Running Time: 81
Director: Jerome Tanner
Company: Legend Video
Cast: Chris Cannon, Gia Paloma, Fallon Summers, Sascha, Evan Stone, Brooke (I), Joel Lawrence, Nick Manning, Avena Lee, Jennifer Luv
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Followers of the Dear Whore series will want to check this one out, so display prominently so they can find it
Jerome Tanner is back with more naughtiness in the third installment of his popular Dear Whore series. Real-life porn stars pose as hilariously skewed alter-ego versions of themselves who read their fan mail and share stories of sexual debauchery in a variety of interesting locales, including (in Gia Paloma's case) a soup kitchen where "down-and-out" Joel Lawrence complains that he hasn't eaten pussy in three days. "Oh my God," Paloma says, taking pity on him. "Here, take mine." The two then go at it while homeless bums converse in the background as if nothing out of the ordinary is going on.
lsewhere, Sascha recalls his pre-porn early days when he used to let guys pay him to watch him have sex with a blind girlfriend (Brooke); Fallon Summers conjures up a sexy memory of meeting (and getting boned by) boyfriend Nick Manning at a cocktail party; Evan Stone brags of "giving to the needy" as a horny Santa Claus who treats former porn starlets to the gift of his cock - whether they've been naughty or nice (especially if they've been naughty); and the lovely Avena Lee gives advice to shy guys who are unsure around women.
It's all a lot of fun and shot with the crystal-clear clarity and style usually associated with Tanner's movies. The girls are willing, the guys are ready, and the sex is pretty steamy. What more could you want?