We could think of at least half a dozen ways to effectively exploit leggy chicks, but laying them prone on a Motel 6 bed isn't among them. It is, however, the theme behind these four highly average scenes, which are supposed to contain "100% hardcore anal." Yeah, and O.J. is still after Nicole's killer.

Frankly, if the director could find his own ass with a compass it would be a friggin' miracle - because he obviously doesn't know where the buttholes of these three girls are located. Only Kelly Star receives the promised booty-banging, and it's hardly a memorable one at that.