Released: Sep 01st, 2004
Running Time: 140
Director: Jules Jordan
Company: Jules Jordan Video
Distribution Companies: Evil Angel
Cast: Tiffany Mynx, Alberto Rey, Jules Jordan, Rose (I), Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Brett Rockman, Scott Lyons, Jayna Oso, Roxy Jezel, Michael Stefano, Mark Wood, Charmane Star
Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2
Multiple copies are all but mandatory.
Extras (separate disc): Director Biography, Behind the Scenes, Bonus Footage, Fetish Menus, Still Galley, Trailers.
What are the odds that cum January in Vegas, Jules Jordan will surpass the six statuettes he took home at AVN's 2004 Awards Show?
Well, kinda doubtful just because that number is so extraordinary, but it certainly won't be for lack of trying.
Weapons of Ass Destruction 3 makes it four straight issues of AVN that Jordan has had an Editor's Choice, which, in this reviewer's experience, is a record itself (the previous three, in reverse order, were Feeding Frenzy 4, Once You Go Black 3 and Invasian).
That's a lot, yes, but the guy is clearly on a roll, and it would be a disservice to rate this outstanding title any lower. No wonder another company, which shall go unnamed, took shots at Jordan recently in one of its releases. Yup, green is certainly the color of envy.
All five of WOAD3's scenes are works of hard-edge, gonzo beauty, featuring uniformly mouth-watering super-sluts, from newbies to vets, in touches of sizzling fetish wear taking big stiffies in their mouths, pussies and above all else, asses, then face fielding huge, messy loads of man muck. Enhancing the action is Jordan's typical first-rate clean, crisp production values, which give the title a rich feel (no one makes handsome/nasty gonzo better).
For the record, the scenes, in order, feature: Teagan Presley/Mark Ashley; Tiffany Mynx/Mr. Pete/Mark Wood/Alberto Rey/Arnold Schwarzenpecker; Jayna Oso/Roxy Jezel/Michael Stefano; Rose/Wood/Rockman/Schwarzenpecker/Scott Lyons; and Charmane Star/Jordan. In particular, Mynx, in spectacular vinyl business suit, and Star, in black PVC trench coat, are squirtable just teasing the camera. And for those customers of yours into monster facials, check out the mighty messes made of Rose's and Star's kissers.
Pre-nom WOAD3 for Best Anal-Themed Feature and Jordan for Best Director - Non-Feature.